Author: timothyfrench15

Hello, my name is Timothy French.

Microfiction – Why

“Gentlemen, we need to get people of color to be racist against whites. It’s their turn, after all, right? And tell white people their whiteness caused all the world’s problems, that will piss a lot of them off.”

“Why do we need to do this?” asked a young man from the back row.

“Because we never want them to fully unite; if they do, our power will cease to exist, as will we.”

Maybe I’m Wrong

I read a story about a man in Texas who powered up his house during the recent 2021 power outage with his Ford F150 hybrid pickup with a power option.

He states he used the generator to power some lights, coffee pot, TV, toaster oven, space heater, and refrigerator. Said he ran the fridge for about 10 to 12 hours per day to keep the freezer food frozen.

Now maybe I’m wrong, but would it not have been smarter to take the food out of the freezer and set it in a container outside? After all, the temperature never got above freezing during this time.

Microfiction – Whoops!

“Mr. Big, we may have taken this weather modification thing a little too far.”
“What do you mean?”
“We were trying to cool the planet, you know, to stop Global Warming, and well—Texas is freezing its ass off right now.”
“What went wrong?”
“I was typing away on my oil-based cell phone while sucking my milkshake through a big plastic straw and accidentally spilled it all over the “I don’t know what the F$%K I’m talking about button.”
“GRETA!”