“First, we take their guns, for their own safety, of course.
“Next, we take their healthcare, for their own safety, of course.
“Finally, we digitize their money, for their own safety, of course.”
“Justin, don’t you mean for our safety?”
“Of course, Joe, but we can’t tell them.”
“Oh, right, I knew that.”
“So, when are you going to get those damn American guns?”
“Not sure. My puppet master hasn’t pulled my gun confiscation strings yet.”
Timothy French 