Day Zero – Relief

Daily blog: It’s December 21st, and all hail Pelosi. After six months of refusals, meant to hurt her arch-enemy Orange Man, she finally signed off on a relief bill.

If passed, this new bill will take 900 billion of your hard earn dollars and give each of you a whopping 600 dollars. Hallelujah, the Wicked Witch of The West will have saved us all.

Her flying monkeys will be set free to distribute the rest of your tax money to elitist business owners.

In turn, they will be able to give kickbacks to their obedient political minions and Deep State operatives.

And we can be grateful for them all, for it is they who will be in control of our lives from this point on.

So memorize it now, friends of socialism, “ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.”– George Orwell, from his book Animal Farm.




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