Dystopia Rising – Day 31 – The Setup

Daily blog: It’s February 6th, 2021, and the Dems, who’ve been crushing the economy, using Covid1984, have you on your knees begging to kiss Pelosi’s ring for some chicken scratch.

And she’ll give it to you, as long as you’re okay with them packing relief bills with payback money for their partners in crime while looking in disgust as Uncle Sam slings a couple thousand across the land.

“Come on, Man! What the hell’s wrong with you people? Stop being so greedy.” they’ll say. You better listen too, or old man Biden might ask you to step outside, man to man, man to woman, man to whatever the hell you’re calling yourself these days.

Let’s face it, America, the banks are broken, and the magic money they’ve been handing out around the world is setting us up for failure.

And guess who fault it is? It’s those mean old GOP members. Yep, it’s a setup, all right. And we know it. The problem is, no one seems to care. It’s like we’re riding in a car about to go over a cliff and all we can think to do is scrunch down in the seat and brace for impact, hoping it won’t hurt too much.

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Day Zero – Relief

Daily blog: It’s December 21st, and all hail Pelosi. After six months of refusals, meant to hurt her arch-enemy Orange Man, she finally signed off on a relief bill.

If passed, this new bill will take 900 billion of your hard earn dollars and give each of you a whopping 600 dollars. Hallelujah, the Wicked Witch of The West will have saved us all.

Her flying monkeys will be set free to distribute the rest of your tax money to elitist business owners.

In turn, they will be able to give kickbacks to their obedient political minions and Deep State operatives.

And we can be grateful for them all, for it is they who will be in control of our lives from this point on.

So memorize it now, friends of socialism, “ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.”– George Orwell, from his book Animal Farm.

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